Post by 0xide on Jul 21, 2008 2:57:08 GMT -5
I don't know about the rest of the world but the Australian Golfer Greg "Great White Shark" Norman is way too hyped Down under
The 53 year old Norman competed in some Golf cup tournament thing this week and was leading on the second day until, like always, he choked under pressure.
The sports news here said how good it was that he could keep up with guys half his age.......what?!!....this is fucking GOLF! you hit a tiny ball [that takes skill I understand] then you WALK!!!! after it!! He's not Rocky, its like like he's going 5 rounds with Matt Serra FFS!!!
The fucking pretentious cunt is a millionaire! maybe if he missed a few mortgage payments and had to live on tinned spaghetti he might try a bit harder on that 6th hole putt!
Golf in general is a "game" for fat, white, business arseholes who think the best thing to do with a few dozen miles is clear it, flatten it, dig some fuckin holes, then fill em in with water or sand and hit a tiny ball 200 metres and walk after it!
All the while discussing how you'd like fill your secretary with you 3inch herpes stick and naming the 12 people your gonna sack to boost your bottom line to make your bonus that you'll spend on a trip to Taiwan to fuck a 12 year old boy!
This applies to ALL golf players, even amateur ones! Useless fucktards!!
P.s. Tiger Woods AIN'T BLACK!! He looks Black [well half of him
] but he talks like a white cunt with his head up his arse! and his fuckin name is fuckin stoopid! Tiger is a dog/cats name! I hope he gets struck by lightning then an Irish Rugby team, fresh from 8 hours training in the Florida heat, tea-bag him on live TV!!!!!
I FUCKIN HATE GOLF AND GOLFERS!
But Golf clubs are great for self defense! ;D
